Joke of the day:)

My Beloved Daddy.

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TOM CRUISE?!

Let me elaborate further...

I was catching War Of The World with my family at home..As I have watched it before and i think it wasn't a well-filmed movie so i was urging them not to continue but daddy refused. I started to irritate and harass him throughout the show.(the usual me)

-Daddy, why do u look like that?

He gave me a questioning stare.

I pointed to the Television showing Tom Cruise and continued

-He's about the same age as you( i think) but why do ur look SO different?

Then my mum and siblings simply roared with laughter....

My daddy stared at us and walked sadly back to his room. (99% of him giggling)

The audiences (my mum n siblings) pointed fingers at me but i don't care and continue to laugh aloud.

Mum-"i think he went to dug out a CANE!"

Immediately i stop laughing (who can still laugh when they know that death is just ahead)

Daddy came out after a minute and u know what????!!!

HE PASTED 2 $50 NOTES ON HIS FACE

and shouted:

Now i'm definitely look better than Him!!!

WOW.... The Power of MONEY!!!